~Vetex01

Okay, yeah, I'm going to bitch again.

VAMPIRES


Okay, I bet when you hear vampire these days you go "OMIGOSH EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!"

I hate this Edward Cullen fascination that is going on. It has invded our schools! Girls talking about that little immortal twerp constantly, when last year they told us to stop talking about how good that book is. People, I swear if I hear someone say his name once more I'm going to go on a rampage of rage and kill any fan girl of Edwardo in my school! I like the series but it's getting too annoying with stupid statements from the fangirls at my school like, "I wish they'd have sex allready!" "Omg! I'f I was Edward's girlfriend I'd jump him like that!"

HE'S NOT A REAL FECKING VAMPIRE! LESTAT, ARMAND, DAVID AND LOUIS ARE THE REAL VAMPIRES!

OH! And don't get me fecking started on Queen of the Damned movie. Mind you I love the soundtrack but they FECKED UP EVERYTHING! Lestat does NOT have BROWN HAIR! Marhet does NOT DIE (Or whatever the feck that was)! Armand wasn't in it! MARIUS WAS NOT LESTAT'S CREATOR (mearly a guidence vampire later in the Vampire Lestat)! THEY DID NOT MENTION MARHET'S SISTER!

*Splode*

*Breathes heavily and twitches eye*

I would of kept to those two VC books in detail, I mean Interveiw With The Vampire movie was great (minus a few details) but it was close to the book as it could get I guess. Yeah Lestat was a rockstar but most of fecking story was about his rockstar-ness. And again HE WASN'T BLONDE! If I was going to make a VC movie I would bring out Vampire Lestat and Queen of the Damned as individual movies, that way you have your auidence waiting for the next installment which increases sales. They smooshed all of it into and hour-two? I would of liked it if they kept Vampire Lestat and Queen of the Damned seperate.

It pisses me off! I mean, feck the second movie I'd rather read the books again!


Fin.